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Trumps Latest List Of Possible Cabinet Appointments

BREAKING: Trump Campaign Leaks MAJOR Ben Carson Announcement, America Is SCREWED
By Pearson McKinney –
November 10, 2016

In case you thought there may be a chance that Donald Trump won’t choose completely incompetent people for his cabinet, here is the list of the utter morons that Trump is going to appoint. Buzzfeed News released the list of possible appointees to Trump’s cabinet, including: Ben Carson, Chris Christie, Mike Huckabee, Newt Gingrich. That’s right, some of the dumbest people in politics today will comprise Donald Trump’s team.

Buzzfeed News reported:

“The list of 41 names, obtained by BuzzFeed News, covers 13 departments, the attorney general, Office of Management and Budget, White House chief of staff, and White House counsel.”

A source familiar with the list stressed it was not final, and it is unclear whether transition officials have narrowed it down or added more potential candidates for consideration by Trump.”

That list includes Ben Carson as the Secretary of Education. This is utterly terrifying. As a science denier, there is no one less equipped to fulfill the functions of that position in a way that would help American students.

Chris Christie has been kissing Donald Trump’s dimpled ass since Trump pointed at that plane on the tarmac and told him to “go home” during a rally. So, we pretty much knew the guy who allows himself to be punked in public will get a job in the administration belonging to the man whose ass owns his lips.

Rudy Giuliani has repeatedly lied in the media, and even called for the execution of the Democratic nominee, Hillary Clinton. He claimed that Hillary Clinton never went to ground zero after 9/11 knowing full-well that she was walking side-by-side with him while cameras followed them. Maybe he didn’t recognize her through the biohazard mask or maybe he’s just full of sh*t.

Probably the most dangerous cabinet choice for humanity, as a whole, is Sarah Palin as the Secretary Interior of the Department of the Interior. The Secretary Interior is in charge of climate change policy, and Sarah Palin is a climate change denier who just adores the fossil fuel industry. The decisions she will make during her reign over the country’s energy resources could be devastating for the earth’s atmosphere. Check out is Buzzfeed’s full list below.

List of Potential Trump Cabinet Nominees:

Attorney General:
Gov. Chris Christie – Never happen! He pissed of the rump kids!
Attorney General Pam Bondi
Sen. Jeff Sessions
Former Mayor Rudy Giuliani

Secretary of Commerce:
Christie – Nah, he pissed of the rump kids!
Former Nucor CEO Dan DiMicco
Businessman Lew Eisenberg
Former Gov. Mike Huckabee
Sen. David Perdue
Former Sen. Jim Talent

Agriculture Secretary:
Gov. Sam Brownback
National Council of Farmer Cooperatives CEO Chuck Conner
Gov. Dave Heineman
Texas Agricultural Commissioner Sid Miller
Former Georgia Gov. Sonny Perdue

Secretary of Education:
Ben Carson – Nah! He just wanted to get wrich by selling his book and is NOT interested in working for Trump.
Hoover Institution fellow William Evers

Secretary of Energy:
Venture Capitalist Robert Grady
Businessman Harold Hamm

Secretary of Health and Human Services:
Former New Jersey state Sen. Rich Bagger
Ben Carson- Nah! He just wanted to get wrich by selling his book and is NOT interested in working for Trump.
Newt Gingrich
Gov. Rick Scott

Secretary of Homeland Security:
Sheriff David Clarke

Secretary of the Interior:
Gov. Jan Brewer
Gov. Mary Fallin
Grady Hamm
Oil Executive Forrest Lucas
Rep. Cynthia Lummis
Former Gov. Sarah Palin

Secretary of Defense:
Former Gen. Mike Flynn – Real American capitalist. He gets paid to represent Russian political interests in this country.
Stephen Hadley
Rep. Duncan Hunter Jr.
Former Sen. Jim Talent

Secretary of State:
John Bolton
Sen. Bob Corker
Newt Gingrich – Not a chance.

Treasury Secretary:
Rep. Jeb Hensarling
Businessman Carl Icahn
Banker Steven Mnuchin

Chief of Staff:
Reince Priebus

Director of Office of Management and Budget:

Secretary of Labor:
EEOC Commissioner Victoria Lipnic

Veterans Affairs:
Rep. Jeff Miller

White House Counsel:

Donald McGahn